crime meme

[ambientlight]

i put off doing this meme because i thought the answers would probably follow a certain line, but oh well. from erushi, feliciter, and xsmoonshine:

If you saw me being hauled off into a police car, what would you suspect was my "crime"?

Post your reply here as a comment, then echo this question on your LJ to find out what your friendslist thinks of you.

Comments

[erushi.livejournal.com]

for stirring up a rousing rabble in the name of a noble cause!

[ambientlight.livejournal.com]

see, i knew you were going to say that! :p and you'll probably be prosecuting me, too...

[erushi.livejournal.com]

why, would you rather i accuse you of raiding a cheese shop, leaving all the cash in the register but escaping (not very successfully!) with a sack full of brie?

[ambientlight.livejournal.com]

i'm not that fond of brie...

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

Accidental premeditated murder. That one person you shot with a water gun? Kind of melted unexpectedly.

[ambientlight.livejournal.com]

accidental premeditated murder
that is excellent. no wicked witches here, though...

[feliciter.livejournal.com]

accidentally burning the dorms down due to the cooker being left on while you were being questioned by the police about the aforementioned death-by-water-pistol, after which they had to release you (since the evidence literally evaporated), but then had to take you in again since some of your targets were, unfortunately, in the building during the conflagration.

[ambientlight.livejournal.com]

i wonder what it says about either of us that this seemed the most plausible scenario to you. :p

[feliciter.livejournal.com]

It is not only fannish behaviour that xsmoonshine incites!