Your Pirate Peke-faced Persian! *keeps forgetting to squee over the cute* ^^

Write a songfic and get your arse booted off ffnet

hmm, didn't know they banned such works of art fic, considering the amount of other more-conventionally-structured dreck they allow but am afraid all the songs I know are too happy-clappy to be used for the fic I am accustomed to write, and the pieces that set the mood are mostly instrumental.
In any case, am largely eschewing the Pit of Voles nowadays, since my output is mostly crack and crossovers non-conventional in content.

sorry, two hits of what?